noob needs help

[lankan_soldier]

hey, i want to program my dish card. do u guys know where i can find a tutorial and where i can find the appropriate programs to do it. help this n00b plz thz

 

[jb1945]

Sounds like you are looking for the hackers forum. Someone will be along to give you direction shortly.

 

[Mr Tony]

dipshits

well I can't understand what the hell he is saying but it sounds like he is looking to steal

Why don't you just say that?
"Hi. I'm a noobie dipshit and I want to steal. Can u help me?