Old man at the mall

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Unthinkable

Unthinkable

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An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man
walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in
all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.

The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked,
the old man was staring.

The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter,
old-timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once
and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you
were my son."
 
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