An inexperienced new groom is nervous about his first night with his new wife. He enlists the help of his friend (and best man). His friend suggests in order to help him out, is that he will hide in the bathroom. When the time comes to consumate the marriage, if he is unsure on what to do, that he should excuse himself and come into the bathroom for guidance. "Great idea" the groom says...
At the end of the evening, we find the new groom and bride in bed for the evening. The groom, undertandably unsure of what to do next, heads for the bathroom for expert advise. Gone for quite a while, the bride begins to realize that he's been in the bathroom for some time, and she needs to use the "facilities". Not wanting to disturb him, she finds a shoebox under the bed and begins to do her business into that... From the bathroom, she hears her husband starting to open the door to return, so she gets nervous, and pushes the shoebox under the bed (with enough force to push it out the other side of the bed). The husband comes walking over to the bed, and as you would expect steps right into the box, exclaiming "there's sh!t in this box!"
And from the bathroom you hear - "Turn her over!!!"
At the end of the evening, we find the new groom and bride in bed for the evening. The groom, undertandably unsure of what to do next, heads for the bathroom for expert advise. Gone for quite a while, the bride begins to realize that he's been in the bathroom for some time, and she needs to use the "facilities". Not wanting to disturb him, she finds a shoebox under the bed and begins to do her business into that... From the bathroom, she hears her husband starting to open the door to return, so she gets nervous, and pushes the shoebox under the bed (with enough force to push it out the other side of the bed). The husband comes walking over to the bed, and as you would expect steps right into the box, exclaiming "there's sh!t in this box!"
And from the bathroom you hear - "Turn her over!!!"
