What's up with people wearing shower caps in public? And here I thought that pajamas and slippers in public was weird. 
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Although that might look better than I did the other day. Rinsed my hair in the sink, dried it, but then "Squirrel!" and forgot to brush it. I got back from the store and realized that I looked like I had stuck my fingers in a light socket!
I did that once a very long time ago. Bedhead to the store and back. I think it took me until the next day to get the red out of my face.Although that might look better than I did the other day. Rinsed my hair in the sink, dried it, but then "Squirrel!" and forgot to brush it. I got back from the store and realized that I looked like I had stuck my fingers in a light socket!
Guess ya' don't remember the Jheri Curl days and couches with plastic slip covers..........
Wally World some days is frightening for me. .......Cottage cheese and all
Wally World some days is frightening for me. .......Cottage cheese and all
Although that might look better than I did the other day. Rinsed my hair in the sink, dried it, but then "Squirrel!" and forgot to brush it. I got back from the store and realized that I looked like I had stuck my fingers in a light socket!
Did anyone look to see if you arrived in a DeLorean?
Allrightey. Always had my hair "long-ish". Pony tail long. Got it chopped for my new career in the mid 90's.The CEO knew me from back in the day. He looked at me kinda' strange before finally coming up and asking why I got it cut.
Said I figured it would look more appropriate for my position. His reply was that he hired me for my talents, not for my adherence to a non-company policy. So over time, let it grow out.
Got hit up by Fullsail students for a movie. I was tall, had vampire eye teeth. I passed.
Once, I was working on a machine at work. It had pulleys with timing belts whirring along fast.
The chickie had an oscillating fan close by. A chunk of my mop got blown in the works. I hit the E-Stop and froze.
Hand cranked the pulleys backwards to reclaim years of drug tests.
I looked at the girls. Said "What happens in Vegas......"
They both said....."Stays in....." And that was that.
My dad left me an old timey bench grinder. The kind you mount a motor on the back of a board with the grinder part at the front with a v belt connecting the two. I don't hardly use it. I fired it up one morning to grind something. Who cares.
The bearings started squealing. So I grabbed the oil can and filled the oilers and worked the motor and grinder back and forth. A tad more earl in the holes.
Fired it back up. Quiet. For a few seconds. Then something on it started squealing. So what do ya' do?
Stick an ear pan down close to pinpoint where the noise is coming from.
Early, hair loose. Yup. You betcha'. Wound a wad of hair right around the left arbor.
I grabbed that s**t and yanked the cord. Ripped some out, tore some off.
Ever see The Fifth Element? Zorg?.......yeah. In less than a second. Grabbed my beard trimmer and evened things up. No pony tail for months. Foxbat ain't got nuttin' on me. Getting to the point where a hair tie works again.
And now they're calling me Ozzy for chrissakes! Same style of glasses. Face not quite as haggard as Keith.
So what do ya do? Blurt out when you walk into a place....
Gimme some bluddy bangers and a point-o-Guiness.
Yeah. I know. None y'all never screwed up. Ever. Haha!
maybe i need one of them-there shower caps.
Said I figured it would look more appropriate for my position. His reply was that he hired me for my talents, not for my adherence to a non-company policy. So over time, let it grow out.
Got hit up by Fullsail students for a movie. I was tall, had vampire eye teeth. I passed.
Once, I was working on a machine at work. It had pulleys with timing belts whirring along fast.
The chickie had an oscillating fan close by. A chunk of my mop got blown in the works. I hit the E-Stop and froze.
Hand cranked the pulleys backwards to reclaim years of drug tests.
I looked at the girls. Said "What happens in Vegas......"
They both said....."Stays in....." And that was that.
My dad left me an old timey bench grinder. The kind you mount a motor on the back of a board with the grinder part at the front with a v belt connecting the two. I don't hardly use it. I fired it up one morning to grind something. Who cares.
The bearings started squealing. So I grabbed the oil can and filled the oilers and worked the motor and grinder back and forth. A tad more earl in the holes.
Fired it back up. Quiet. For a few seconds. Then something on it started squealing. So what do ya' do?
Stick an ear pan down close to pinpoint where the noise is coming from.
Early, hair loose. Yup. You betcha'. Wound a wad of hair right around the left arbor.
I grabbed that s**t and yanked the cord. Ripped some out, tore some off.
Ever see The Fifth Element? Zorg?.......yeah. In less than a second. Grabbed my beard trimmer and evened things up. No pony tail for months. Foxbat ain't got nuttin' on me. Getting to the point where a hair tie works again.
And now they're calling me Ozzy for chrissakes! Same style of glasses. Face not quite as haggard as Keith.
So what do ya do? Blurt out when you walk into a place....
Gimme some bluddy bangers and a point-o-Guiness.
Yeah. I know. None y'all never screwed up. Ever. Haha!
maybe i need one of them-there shower caps.
Makes me glad I had crew cuts.
Today, it would have to grow out to make it to crew cut status.
Today, it would have to grow out to make it to crew cut status.
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