White House Declares War On DSL Provider

[SatelliteGuys Reporter]

The Onion White House Declares War On DSL Provider VOLUME 40 ISSUE 29 21 JULY 2004 News Advertisement WASHINGTON DC The Bush Administration is awaiting congressional approval for an official act of war against high-speed DSL service provider Qwest White House officials

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