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Would you pay extra if Dish followed Dell's example?


huh....so I guess those 6 times I called to fix my Grandma's Dish box after the stupid card upgrade the US call center were "full" and that's why I got Bangladesh Bob, Kim, John etc and kept getting hung up on because all I needed was a rehit to the receiver

The only time I got the US is when I told "Jane" my issue a week later (the receiver showed 0 signal at 2 different spots) and she transferred me to tech support
 

Actually he was right in the first place.

Counting number 11 (base 2) = counting number 3 (base 10).

You began with absolute numbers which start with 0 but the first of anything is not 0 (except for hard drive numbers), it is 1.

So there ARE 11 (base 2) kinds of people in the world.

Unless you purposely start counting with 00 which does not make sense...
 
Evan back then I know of one overseas call center, it is in the Phillipines and was called the Orange call center. We were forbidden to discuss it in any form with customers.

There are several, albeit Orange is the only one the CSRs know about. There's several in India as well. And it's still forbidden to discuss its existance, no matter how much they suck. And God do they suck!

DISH is just being penny wise and pound foolish by continuing these foreign language csrs.

There are only pennies here! Take your pounds and shove em Brit!

While we're on the topic, everyone knows Charlie promised to get rid of the outsourced centers something like ten months ago right? Good to know Chuck keeps his word!
 

I believe Dish had a separate call center set up for the card swap, and it seemed to be outsourced or offshore.

When I need to speak with a CSR, I prefer the online chat. Atleast that way, you don't have to deal with an accent.
 

Uh, 11 is 3, not 2.

Also, any good software engineer knows that c defines the option base for arrays as 0 because that is the base address of the pointer. So you generally access from 0 to n-1.

Now, have we beaten any traces of humor out of the poor joke?