Dear Sweet Jesus Mother and Mary, I need Fox News HD on election night! If I can't see the priceless reactions of doom and gloom from the "fair and balanced" blowhards in great detail when the Republicans are wiped out in a bloodbath across the board, my night will not be complete.
I need to see Brit Hume cry in HD.
I need to see Hannity blabber on about voter fraud, ACORN, and demand recounts in HD.
I need to see O'Reilly wrinkle his brow and yell at the guy posting election results that he's anti-American for daring to put up Obama state wins.
But most importantly, I need to see the sweating, the hemming and hawing, the excuses, and the general buffoonery that the Fox crew are bound to produce when they realize the Republican brand is dead and buried and they're about to face a Democratic tidal wave.
Come on E*...give me the crisp, clean detail of the funeral coverage that will be election night on Fox. It's the patriotic thing to do.