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[BobMurdoch]

Well there might be that enhanced risk of instant castration if "sudden deceleration syndrome" occurs and makes his teeth clamp down from the impact of hitting the ground weighin on his mind, assuming he is thinking that far ahead........

Although he is licking himself, not fellating himself, so it might just be an unfortunate tongue injury he is courting ... in which case he might just bark with a lisp afterwards...

 

[cosmo_kramer]

Well there might be that enhanced risk of instant castration if "sudden deceleration syndrome" occurs and makes his teeth clamp down from the impact of hitting the ground weighin on his mind, assuming he is thinking that far ahead........

Although he is licking himself, not fellating himself, so it might just be an unfortunate tongue injury he is courting ... in which case he might just bark with a lisp afterwards...

TMI

 

[BobMurdoch]

I figured as much, but things degenerated into a strictly analytical view taking into account the laws of physics, so I figured I'd follow it to its logical conclusion.....

 

[SabresRule]

 

[mccoyrj]

There, there...that's OK...let it all out. Football can be a depressing game for the likes of us. :river

 

[BobMurdoch]

Bubba uses the Heimlich Maneuver to get Mr. Mitchell to "cough up" the football....

 

[Paul Wozniak]

"All that yoga is really paying off. Get my divorce attorney on the line."

 

[Paul Wozniak]

OK, think of the movie "Alien" -

"Oh no, not again!"

 

[Rey]

"All that yoga is really paying off. Get my divorce attorney on the line."

you could do yoga like will ferell. click on the link

http://www.truveo.com/SNL-Will-Ferrell-in-Yoga-Class/id/282377687

 

[brainfry]

I've been hunting all my life and I finally caught a water buffalo!

 

[Paul Wozniak]

you could do yoga like will ferell. click on the link

SNL- Will Ferrell in Yoga Class - Truveo Video Search

OK, you caught me, that was the inspiration for my quip.

 

[Paul Wozniak]

(All together) NORM!

 

[mccoyrj]

This is funny without a caption, but give it a shot anyway.

 

[BobMurdoch]

This is funny without a caption, but give it a shot anyway.

Well, he DID complain to management that the team was forcing him to watch too many poor efforts by the team.. I thought the change to his season ticket seats was a little passive aggressive though....

 

[Paul Wozniak]

This is funny without a caption, but give it a shot anyway.

If it weren't for the Cubs jersey, I would of thought this was a picture from Tiger Stadium. That place head a million posts to sit behind.

 

[Paul Wozniak]

This is funny without a caption, but give it a shot anyway.

"What happened? Did we score?"

 

[SabresRule]

This is funny without a caption, but give it a shot anyway.

This is much more exciting than watching a bunch of spoiled millionaires. This metal pole doesn't demand big bucks.

 

[mccoyrj]

"What happened? Did we score?"

LOL! He actually looks like he's saying that. Funny.

 

[Rey]

This is funny without a caption, but give it a shot anyway.

Man this security guard is like a statue!

 

[cosmo_kramer]

"Limited View", my ass.