<div class="bbWrapper">I should be happy about Star Wars<br />
but just like blue milk, I feel blue.<br />
'Cause what if it's a mess? I can't help but obsess<br />
about all of the horrible crap they could do!<br />
They could give light sabers to Ewoks,<br />
let Boba Fett have a talking dog friend. (Voiced by Eddie Murphy, Heh, heh, heh)<br />
Product placement would be sad.<br />
Plot twist: Luke is his own dad (I'll never join me!)<br />
And everyone high fives in the end! (Yay!) - [Dont' do drugs]<br />
They could shave all the Wookies<br />
and dress them up in business suits.<br />
Ackbar says. "It's a RAP!" and then he starts to rap.<br />
Then Han says a catch phrase when he shoots! ("Oh, Did I do that?")<br />
Oh, I've been burned so many times before:<br />
Green Lantern, Prometheus, 2 girls 1 cup.<br />
but Star Wars is the one I most adore!<br />
Please, J.J., don't F--- this up!<br />
I don't know what's real any more.<br />
Star Wars has become my sad fixation.<br />
Mom wanted me to be a surgeon.<br />
I'm twenty-six and still a ---- comic collector.<br />
<br />
But never mind. These movies could be awesome!<br />
A million force ghosts going on a killing spree!<br />
Giant space worms everywhere.<br />
Chewie grew back all his hair.<br />
I'll camp out for a whole year just to see:<br />
Star Wars Episode Seven shot in I-Max and 3D<br />
starring me as Luke Skywalker's favorite son<br />
who gets the best stuff like light sabers made of gold!<br />
and finally has sex!<br />
<br />
"Robot Chicken" July 20, 2014.<br />
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