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Mets82 said:

Here is an article about how Tom Brady was upset by comments that were made by Sterling Sharpe about Pats backup qb Matt Cassel.
Awful Announcing

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BlackHitachi said:

Are you kidding me!! poor baby got mad! Heck it's true!

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Madtown HD Junkie said:

agreed.

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Hart5150 said:

Even though New York is closer to Foxboro than Green Bay, Brett Favre still can't carry Brady's jock.

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talos4 said:

All bow down to Saint Brady of New England.

We're not Worthy!

Twelve Ways You Can Better Respect Tom Brady and the Patriots

1. Genuflect whenever you say, read or hear the number 12. So do it. Do it! You don't want to disrespect Tom Brady, do you?! That's better.


2. Refer to the current year as "Year 47," not 2006, as history did not truly begin until the Patriots organization was founded in 1960.


3. Take a life-size cardboard cutout of a New England Patriots player with you wherever you go. And be sure to include it in all of your conversations so it doesn't feel left out. It will speak back to you when you are worthy.


4. Shave clean every day. It is disrespectful of you to think you can pull off the sexy stubble look as well as Tom Brady.


5. After lovemaking, apologize to your partner for not being Tom Brady.


6. Boycott network television until every commercial features at least one member of the Patriots.


7. Petition the NFL to have all of Tom Brady's fumbles over his career stricken from the official league record book because of the tuck rule.


8. Never call it a "butt chin." It's a cleft chin. And know that gazing deep into Tom Brady's reveals the secrets of life.


9. Refuse to attend religious services until your local church/synagogue/mosque acknowledges the Patriots' playbook as a holy book on par with any other.


10. Have all of Bridget Moynahan's movies playing on a continuous loop on every television in your home. But never ever gawk or leer at her in a lustful manner. Tom Brady knows and sees all, and you will pay for such a transgression.


11. Every time you come across a baby goat, give it a long and passionate hug. Tom Brady would expect nothing less.


12. (Genuflect.) And finally, just to be safe, begin every sentence -- no matter what it's about -- with: "No disrespect to the Patriots intended, but …"

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talos4 said:

• All bow down to Saint Brady of New England.
  
• We're not Worthy!
  
• Twelve Ways You Can Better Respect Tom Brady and the Patriots
  
• 1. Genuflect whenever you say, read or hear the number 12. So do it. Do it! You don't want to disrespect Tom Brady, do you?! That's better.
  
  
• 2. Refer to the current year as "Year 47," not 2006, as history did not truly begin until the Patriots organization was founded in 1960.
  
  
• 3. Take a life-size cardboard cutout of a New England Patriots player with you wherever you go. And be sure to include it in all of your conversations so it doesn't feel left out. It will speak back to you when you are worthy.
  
  
• 4. Shave clean every day. It is disrespectful of you to think you can pull off the sexy stubble look as well as Tom Brady.
  
  
• 5. After lovemaking, apologize to your partner for not being Tom Brady.
  
  
• 6. Boycott network television until every commercial features at least one member of the Patriots.
  
  
• 7. Petition the NFL to have all of Tom Brady's fumbles over his career stricken from the official league record book because of the tuck rule.
  
  
• 8. Never call it a "butt chin." It's a cleft chin. And know that gazing deep into Tom Brady's reveals the secrets of life.
  
  
• 9. Refuse to attend religious services until your local church/synagogue/mosque acknowledges the Patriots' playbook as a holy book on par with any other.
  
  
• 10. Have all of Bridget Moynahan's movies playing on a continuous loop on every television in your home. But never ever gawk or leer at her in a lustful manner. Tom Brady knows and sees all, and you will pay for such a transgression.
  
  
• 11. Every time you come across a baby goat, give it a long and passionate hug. Tom Brady would expect nothing less.
  
  
• 12. (Genuflect.) And finally, just to be safe, begin every sentence -- no matter what it's about -- with: "No disrespect to the Patriots intended, but …"

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Hart5150 said:

You people are finally getting it.

Three quarterbacks, Manning, Romo and Tom Brady, go to heaven to visit God and watch the Celtics play a game. God decides who will sit next to him by asking the boys a question...

God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?" Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans." God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?" Tony says,"I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields." God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?" Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

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