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Glen Sather will build the Rangers into a Stanley Cup contender
Conan O'Brien runs NBC
Rex Ryan is secretly thin but wears a fat suit so people think he's jolly
That person in the kiosk at the mall is really going to show me a cool new way to wear my hair
The Williams sisters are actually only one person and a one really good mirror
Brett Favre really might retire this time
The Pac-10 is going to send three teams to the final four this year
North Carolina will play in the NIT
A Nigerian prince just left me a whole lot of money
Tim Tebow will say a curse word
The Mets will be healthy this year
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