Well said

Same here.
I wouldn't let the MPAA read that, they'd be all over you in a second.
I can see their new strategy, PPE (Pay-Per-Eye) where you're charged a fee for each eye that watches the movie/event.
We'll all have tracking chips implanted into each cornea and a sensor that sits atop the TV screen that monitors each eyeball and charges on a pro-rata basis depending on how much you blink and look down to see where you spilled your milkduds.
The tracking chips will be funded at first by the MPAA and in time will be worked into the viewers monthly statement which will also be subject to a PPE fee unless you sign up for credit card autopay.
If your bill isn't paid on time the satellite company have a clause written into their contract (Which is also PPE) Stating that at any time they are entitled to suspend service to one or both eyes until any outstanding balances are paid.
There will be a $49.99 eye reconnection fee (Per eye).