A Few Quickies

  • Thread starter DarrellP
  • Start date
  • Replies 0
  • Views 993
Status
Please reply by conversation.
DarrellP

DarrellP

Thread Starter
I Think, therefore, I am.
Supporting Founder
Nov 6, 2003
4,298
0
Salem, OR
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?" :shocked

A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine" :D

"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week," "That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself," :neener

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you. The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife." :clap

Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder
1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records.

This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a blonde wearing the tightest pants he's ever seen. Finally his curiosity gets the best of him, so he walks over and asks, "How do you get into those pants?"
The young woman looks him over and replies, "Well, you could start by buying me a drink." :yikes

Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion."
Joe: "Really?"
Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell." :dev

A man is recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
"I'm O. K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered.
"What did he say," asked the nurse.
"OOPS!"

While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice.
"What do you think?" I asked. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?"
"Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get it all in one." :shh
 
Status
Please reply by conversation.

Similar threads

Bijou Media
  • Locked
Replies
8
Views
2K
Bijou Media
Bijou Media
Skyhi
Replies
0
Views
1K
Skyhi
Skyhi
ClassicTVShowsFan
  • Locked
Replies
0
Views
301
ClassicTVShowsFan
ClassicTVShowsFan
John Corn
Replies
0
Views
904
John Corn
John Corn
(((Garyd)))
Replies
2
Views
549
(((Garyd)))
(((Garyd)))

Users Who Are Viewing This Thread (Total: 0, Members: 0, Guests: 0)

Latest posts

Top