we cant get the good porn in oklahoma either. cant buy strong beer either. beer here is only 3.2% alcohal by volume. they think keeping porn and strong beer from us will make us better people. all it really does is make us drive to arkansas or missouri. on the border of missouri and oklahoma off the 44, there is a huge porn store. kinda like how there are casinos on the border of california and neveda. in fact, check this out...
§21-903. Blasphemy is a misdemeanor.
§21-904. Profane swearing consists in any use of the name of God, or Jesus Christ, or the Holy Ghost, either in imprecating divine vengeance upon the utterer, or any other person, or in light, trifling or irreverent speech.
§21-905. Every person guilty of profane swearing is punishable by a fine of One Dollar ($1.00) for each offense
oklahoma needs to do away with all these goddamn blasphemy laws