Glad to hear you haven't given up yet - we'll make a tech out of you yet, hopefully by sunrise.
It shouldn't take you more than 5 minutes to find 119 and 110 with your eye's closed, even in the heavy rain in your area.
It is possible your Dish 500 is a legacy and that will cause you some problems when trying to hook it up through the DP34 switch.
Make sure on the backside of the Dish 500 Dual LNBF's or Twin LNBF that there is a black DP on it. If so, continue; if not, you will need to swap the "Legacy LNBF" for a "DishPro LNBF" before going any further.
One zip code for Savannah, GA is 31401, and the Dish 500 settings for 119 and 110 are:
With a Mast that is Plumb, the settings are:
Skew is 131.
Elevation is 38.
Azimuth is 235.
Useful information for the next step.... When looking from the back and over the dish pan at the LNBF,
the 119 LNBF is on your left, and the 110 LNBF is on your right.
You should now by-pass your DP34 switch, and
hook the 119 LNBF directly to the receiver. Go to point dish and select 119, and TP 11 should work.
In about 3 minutes

, once you have 119 peaked,
switch the cable from the 119 LNBF to the 110 LNBF and look for 110. It shouldn't take much to find and peak 110. Then re-check 119 by switching the cable again.
If while by-passing the switch, the above doesn't work, there are only two possibilities:
...(1) You haven't had enough to drink since getting off of work.
...(2) The mast isn't plumb.
Although you can often compensate your settings for a mast that is not plumb, that is more difficult when using a multi-orbital location (position) dish. It needs to be checked in at least 2 different directions, with the bubble in the center and not half-way across the lines.
EDIT: I forgot one thing, assuming the LNBF is a TWIN -- When you direct connect the cable from the 119 LNBF directly to the receiver, it will be easier if you put aluminum foil over the 110 LNBF. Likewise, when you switch the cable to the 110 LNBF, remove the foil and put it over the 119 LNBF.
This will ensure you can only pick up one orbital location at a time, and it is on the correct LNBF.