E-Statement Billing Reminder - how impersonal!

sigmtr

SatelliteGuys Family
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Jul 3, 2006
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Central IL
Got this in my inbox today:

Dear $FIRST_NAME,

Your DISH Network statement is now available to view online. To access your statement, please log on to My Account at dishnetwork.com and select "Manage Your Bill".

etc.

Looks like their billing system wasn't pulling data from the customer database. Oh well, I wanted to be a string variable some day. ;)

sigmtr
 
Got this in my inbox today:

Dear $FIRST_NAME,

Your DISH Network statement is now available to view online. To access your statement, please log on to My Account at dishnetwork.com and select "Manage Your Bill".

etc.

Looks like their billing system wasn't pulling data from the customer database. Oh well, I wanted to be a string variable some day. ;)

sigmtr

Now if only the bill would look like that you would have it made.

Amount you owe this month is $CURRENT_MONTH :)

Later, DC
 
I don't know why this bothers you $FIRST_NAME, I think it was decent of %^*&( to send you a reminder in the first place.
 

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