Gas Price Joke

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Neutron

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A guy walks into a gas station and asks what forms of payment they take for gas.

They tell him Visa, Mastercard, American Express and Discover.

So he fills up his gas tank and they take his Visa, Mastercard, American Express, and Discover.......
 
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A guy walks into a gas station and says he wants $5.00 worth of gas.

The clerk farts and hands him a receipt...
 
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I got gas for les then $2.00 yesterday...... where did I get it????? TACO BELL
 
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You know the little light that goes on in your GM vehicle when your tank is almost empty? OnStar is now programmed to call the Loan Department at you Bank to put in for an increase in your Home Equity loan...
 
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