i have service with dish network

was that a question or a statement? What channels are you getting with that nonexistent receiver?
 
whether its "I have" or "I hate" the statement/question still doesnt make any sense.

Maybe the person has ordered Dish and is waiting for the receiver to be sent ? In any case "I have" a receiver and still cant get my RSN in HD because it hasnt been turned on yet.......uplinked yet but not available. I want to know what E*'s definition of "soon" is ? :confused:
 
most likely the post accidentally got submitted before it was complete, and now the author is too embarrassed by all the fun-poking to come back and finish it.
 
Wow, reading through the list of posts from the OP is very funny. None of them make any sense at all.
 
Translation

I believe his Dish receiver was damaged (burned up), and it has not been replaced....so he still has the service, and is probably paying for it.