Least Favorite Condiment?

HD MM

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I'm going with Miracle Whip.

Miracle Whip is marketed as Mayo, but it's anything but. It's ridiculously sweet and tastes like chemicals. I can't stand when I order a sandwich that calls for Mayo to be sent out with Miracle Whip instead. Some act like it's an equal substitute! Pft! If I ask for Mayo, give me Hellman's or even a decently made homemade version, just don't give me Miracle Whip!!! Yuck city!!

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So, what's your least favorite condiment?

 

cybok0

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Yellow mustard, I like spicy brown, but hate yellow.

 

cybok0

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HD MM said:

I'm going with Miracle Whip.

Miracle Whip is marketed as Mayo, but it's anything but. It's ridiculously sweet and tastes like chemicals. I can't stand when I order a sandwich that calls for Mayo to be sent out with Miracle Whip instead. Some act like it's an equal substitute! Pft! If I ask for Mayo, give me Hellman's or even a decently made homemade version, just don't give me Miracle Whip!!! Yuck city!!

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So, what's your least favorite condiment?

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Bobby

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I grew up with Miracle Whip. I thought it was Mayo. Then I found Best Foods Mayo, the west of the Mississippi version of Hellman's. I haven't touched the Miracle since, not on my own watch that is..... Chemicals indeed!

 

Skyhi

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Easy question for me....

Mayo AND Miracle Whip ruin everything they touch. Yuck!

 

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Mustard for me, of essentially any variety. I'm not sure why but I've hard a gag reflex for mustard and almost everything made with it as long as I can remember. So that cuts me off from deviled eggs, most potato and macaroni salads (especially the store-bought ones), etc.

Ironically, the "better" the mustard is (by others' standards of course), the worse it is for me. I can (barely) tolerate the minor squeeze of the runny yellow stuff on a McD's burger for example, but please hold the Gray Poupon or Gulden's...!

 

SabresRule

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Honestly, the only condiments I like are ketchup and barbecue sauce.

As for mustard, mayonnaise, relish, etc.- YUCK!

I'd rather play for the Washington Nationals than touch any of those with a 10-foot pole.

 

HD MM

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You people that don't like mustard surprise me.

How do you eat a hot dog, sausage or brat? And please don't tell me ketchup. A sausage sandwich isn't complete without a slathering of mustard! :

 

cybok0

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HD MM said:

You people that don't like mustard surprise me.

How do you eat a hot dog, sausage or brat? And please don't tell me ketchup. A sausage sandwich isn't complete without a slathering of mustard! :

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Spicy brown mustard.

 

Skyhi

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cybok0 said:

Spicy brown mustard.

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You'd love this

Stadium Mustard, a Cleveland tradition, can be yours at the click of your mouse!

even if you'd never admit to it.

 

HD MM

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Skyhi said:

Easy question for me....

Mayo AND Miracle Whip ruin everything they touch. Yuck!

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What do you put on a BLT?

That sammy just isn't the same without a slathering of Hellmans!

 

HD MM

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Skyhi said:

You'd love this

Stadium Mustard, a Cleveland tradition, can be yours at the click of your mouse!

even if you'd never admit to it.

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Pittsburgh may have ketchup (Heinz), but Cleveland certainly has the market on Spicy Brown Mustard! Yum!

 

Skyhi

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HD MM said:

What do you put on a BLT?

That sammy just isn't the same without a slathering of Hellmans!

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I eat them dry....I could never taint such a good sandwich with that disgusting stuff...

 

stone phillips420

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• Jun 18, 2009

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not fan of many condiments only heinz ketchup and frenches yellow are all i like

worst id say hunts catsup

 

Skyhi

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I don't really like sweet pickles/relish, but I can tolerate them.

 

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Skyhi said:

Easy question for me....

Mayo AND Miracle Whip ruin everything they touch. Yuck!

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HD MM said:

What do you put on a BLT?

That sammy just isn't the same without a slathering of Hellmans!

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Skyhi said:

I eat them dry....I could never taint such a good sandwich with that disgusting stuff...

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Exactly. NO MAYO!

 

SabresRule

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HD MM said:

Pittsburgh may have ketchup (Heinz), but Cleveland certainly has the market on Spicy Brown Mustard! Yum!

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Pittsburgh and Cleveland not only hate each other in terms of sports teams, but they even have different condiments!

 

HD MM

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Skyhi said:

You'd love this

Stadium Mustard, a Cleveland tradition, can be yours at the click of your mouse!

even if you'd never admit to it.

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While I like both of Cleveland's own spicy brown mustards, personally, I prefer Bertman's Ball Park version over the Stadium Mustard....

 

jbernardi

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horseradish mustard

 

freezy

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• Jun 18, 2009

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My pet peeve is against steak-sauce-a-holics.

Doesn't matter how good of steak it is, they NEED steak sauce!!!!


While I'm in carnivore heaven with my perfect Med Rare Dry Aged T-Bone....

You freaks can have your machine tenderized chuck/bottom round steak drowning in A-1...and never know the difference. At least you're cheap to satisfy. You know liver is almost tolerable with a ton of crap on it too