Man accused of climbing into pit toilet -- again!

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The 49-year-old man initially said he had dropped his shirt into the pit and climbed down to retrieve it. That story is similar to one he had told authorities on June 26, 2005, when he was found in a toilet on U.S. Forest Service property. (Portland Press Herald) :eek:
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Disgusting. Needs a permanent record and punishment. Maybe not jail time, but something to deter future perverse actions.
 
I you think about it...the worst punishment the Justice Department can administer to allow this toilet-dwelling septic system to remain...well, himself. What could possibly be worse?

I guess one man's hell is another man's quest for peanuts and corn. YUCK!!! :yikes
 
He must be related to this bunch. Here is little of their history.

The Schit Family History is finally revealed.

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says

"You don't know Jack Schitt!"

Read on and you'll be able to handle the situation intelligently.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt, Inc.

Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple begat 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After 15 years of marriage, Jack & Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her children, decided to hyphenate her last name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung, who became Loda Schitt. The couple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, inseperable thoughout childhood subsequently married the Happens brothers. The local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding, which was quite an event. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He returned from his travels with his Italian bride, Piza Schitt.

So, now if someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can beg to differ. You not only know Jack Schitt, but everyone on the Schitt list!

Lol, I couldn't resist.
 
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