More humor, this time from the folks at Gizmodo

[rockymtnhigh]

A little bit of language here, but I about fell over laughing at this one. And they nailed it about pretty much everyone and everything tech....


Unedited Thoughts About Technology Better Left Unposted

 

[JAG72]

Very funny and spot on with their views.

 

[rockymtnhigh]

I read it three times, and was crying by the time I was done, laughing so hard. They nailed so much, nerds, Amazon, Apple, Google, Microsoft, everybody else.

And I wonder if you could buy blow from Amazon.

 

[navychop]

Not exactly Android lovers, are they? Especially liked the "Nerds." :haha

 

[rockymtnhigh]

MY favorite was the amazon one.

"Amazon
The only thing I haven't purchased from Amazon Prime is a house. And blow. But using your video or music or apps service is like hunting through a bag of dicks for the movie I want to watch. Hire like a designer, or six."

 

[DodgerKing]

Apple
But I promise that you can be 20 percent less of a dick and still make great, beautifully designed products.

Apple Press
Congrats! Your company won. You are correct, like you always predicted you would be. You can be less of a smug dick now too.

This is so true. This actually turns many people off

Nerds
You know more about technology than anybody else, and anybody who knows less than you is a total dipshit.

I would change this to say they are NOT total dipshits. Often those not so techy get humiliated, mostly on forums, and bullied by the nerds. I guess hiding under anonymity is an easy way to get back at those that picked on them when they were in school? You see a lot of cyber bullying mostly on sites that cater to hacking, such as iClarified and DevTeam (they probably still hurt inside, or outside )