A man took his wife to the Royal Livestock Show
and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign
that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said,
"He mated 50 times last year."
They walked a little further and saw another pen
with a sign that said, "This bull mated 120 times
last year." The wife jabbed her husband and said,
That's more than twice a week! You could learn a
lot from him."
They walked further and a third pen had a bull with
a sign saying, "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a
day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask
him if it was with the same cow?"
The husband's condition has been reduced from
critical to stable and he should make a full
recovery --- if he keeps his mouth shut.
and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign
that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said,
"He mated 50 times last year."
They walked a little further and saw another pen
with a sign that said, "This bull mated 120 times
last year." The wife jabbed her husband and said,
That's more than twice a week! You could learn a
lot from him."
They walked further and a third pen had a bull with
a sign saying, "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a
day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask
him if it was with the same cow?"
The husband's condition has been reduced from
critical to stable and he should make a full
recovery --- if he keeps his mouth shut.
