Sailor Pants

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A Sailor met a good looking blonde at the bar and was trying
to get laid without much success. "I don't date servicemen,"
she said, "but I am curious as to why you sailors have those
two rows of buttons on your pants."

"Why, that's because we have two dicks," the sailor replied.

"Interesting, probably twice as much fun," replied the blonde,
"Let's go to my place and try them out."

So they did, and after four hours of screwing the blonde says
"Boy that was sure nice, now that I'm rested and still horny,
I want the other one." Whereupon the sailor undid the other
side of buttons, pulled out a limp, weary dick, looked at it and
sadly declared "Well, I'll be damned! He's pouting because he
wasn't first!"
 
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