Thank God Dish doesn't have HD locals in Ness City, KS

[kaman]

I cringe to even think about any local footage of this story in HD (or SD for that matter). Reading about it on the MSNBC.com (as well as Fox News and CNN for verification) was bad enough.

I realize my feeble attempt to relate this "WTF story" to something DishNetwork-ey is weak , but I couldn't resist sharing the fun with the good folks on this Forum.

 

[Tyralak]

I cringe to even think about any local footage of this story in HD (or SD for that matter). Reading about it on the MSNBC.com (as well as Fox News and CNN for verification) was bad enough.

I realize my feeble attempt to relate this "WTF story" to something DishNetwork-ey is weak , but I couldn't resist sharing the fun with the good folks on this Forum.

Wow. I'm impressed. Might be hard to top that one.

 

[ripnbigc]

Makes me proud to live in Kansas.

 

[okiekevn]

guess no one ever told her to "shi*t or get off the can"

 

[caw0128inKC]

Makes me glad I'm from Missouri.

 

[ripnbigc]

Let's see.. your girlfriend is in the bathroom and won't come out. So you wait 2 years to call some one? What the hell. I wonder what caused him to finally call for help?

 

[gasman882001]

Let's see.. your girlfriend is in the bathroom and won't come out. So you wait 2 years to call some one? What the hell. I wonder what caused him to finally call for help?

Maybe he got tired of using the other bathroom.

 

[ripnbigc]

Maybe he got tired of using the other bathroom.

If they had another bathroom.

 

[kaman]

Perhaps it was the only way she could afford to keep Dish's "Everything Pak" and her 2-year commitment finally ran out. Just think of the money she must have saved (toilet paper, monthly female supplies, clothes, laundry, tidybowl cleaner, etc.)

This brings up so many questions. What did she do on the holidays like Christmas and Thanksgiving? Apparently, the "boyfriend" didn't get any action Valentine's day, anniversaries, or at all for that matter (at least from her). What did she do all day, besides eat and poop? How did she sleep? Did she get sponge baths or haircuts? Did she clip her toenails or brush her teeth? How greasy was her hair? I gotta stop. This is grossing me out.

 

[dishcomm]

I cringe to even think about any local footage of this story in HD (or SD for that matter). Reading about it on the MSNBC.com (as well as Fox News and CNN for verification) was bad enough.

I realize my feeble attempt to relate this "WTF story" to something DishNetwork-ey is weak , but I couldn't resist sharing the fun with the good folks on this Forum.

and they say that people from West Virginia are F'ed up.....This takes the cake and swallows it whole.

 

[gcs_78]

Don't squeeze the Charmin

She said she was staying there until Charlie gave her new HD.

I Love the fact the sheriff's name was Mr. Whipple.