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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A
small
>
> >>tree begins to grow between them.
> >>
> >>The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a
> >>birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands

> >>on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
> >>Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
> >>
> >>The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is
> >>neither a beech... nor a birch. It is, however, the best piece of
ash
> >>I have
> ever
> >>put my pecker in!"

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