Virtual Bartender

[cdru]

"Nuts" will make you wince.

 

[Scott Greczkowski]

I like kiss myself

 

[TuxCoder]

I had a college buddy years ago who made up "passmeth" at beer dot com. Read it aloud a couple times, you'll get it.

 

[BFG]

"Nuts" will make you wince.

ouch, that's a new one.

 

[BFG]

I like kiss myself

I think shirt has gotta be number one for me

 

[TuxCoder]

some more good ones

Hafta give credit to a coworker that found these. One of them even has sound (hint, it's a pretty cool one with special effects):

spin
get jiggy with it = dance
sing = rap
fight = star wars
kung fu
gun
jump = skip = hop
hair
laugh
rock = head bang = metal = ozzy

 

[Scott Greczkowski]

Ok I found a new #1

HUMMER

 

[BFG]

wow, hummer that is pretty cool.

and putting the lightsaber out with her hand had to hurt, ouch...

 

[cdru]

Here is most of the nouns and their synonyms that will get you different videos:
boxers - holyfield,ali,jones,la hoya,rocky
beer - beer,ale,lager,stout,porter,bubbly,bud,budweiser,blue,coors,molson,stella,cerveza,pint
pitcher - jug
shot - jd,jack daniels,brewskies,whiskey,southern comfort,whiskey sour,white russian
breast - tits,knockers,melons,tatas,juggs,ta tas,dirty pillows,tomatoes,boobs,nipples,nips,bosum,chest,big ones,bra,boulders,guns,hooters,torso,rack
can
thong - underwear,panties,g-string,g string
shirt - top,t-shirt,tshirt,blowse,jacket
clothes - pants,shorts,slacks
bikini - swimsuit
bar - pub,counter,counter top,counter-top
seat - stool,bench
tap - bar tap
lap
hair
number - phone,phone number,cell,411
lollipop - sucker,lolli pop
karate - kung fu,jiu jitsu,kungfu,jiujitsu,martial arts,martialart
floor - ground,dirt,pavement
butt - bootie,tattoo,butt,arse,ass,backside,beam,behind,bottom,breech,bum,buns,can,cheeks,derriere,duff,fanny,heinie,hiney,hind end,keister,posterior,rear,rear end,rump,seat,tail,tail end,beer.com
lipstick makeup,face paint,lip gloss,lipstick,lips
girl bartender,chick,hottie,gal,friend
man guy
magic abracadabra,witchcraft,slight,wicca
jedi - darth vader,luke skywalker,darthvader,lukeskywalker,sky walker,skywalker,luke,star wars,ob,obone,light saber
pillow - cushion
groin - nuts,balls
jumpingjack - jumping jacks,jumping jack
hoolahoop - hoola hoop
robot - robot,hal,c3po,r2d2,robby,astro boy,tin man,metropolis,twiki
leimek - lei mek
airguitar - air guitar
headbang - metal head,head banger,head bang,ozzy,led zepplin,metallica,korn,metal,perl jam,stone temple,motorhead,limp bizkit,rock,headbanger,rob zombie
guitar
magazine - book,playboy,hustler
hummer
banana
gymnastics - cartwheel,gym
message - chalk board
handstand - hand stand
cowboy - cowgirl
tap
riverdance - river dance
math - sums,add,subtract,multiply,divide,calculus,algebra,trig,trigonometry,e mc,emcsquared,think
light - lighter,fire,bic,ronson
cap - bottle cap
head - fellatio,felate
tougue
muscle - arm,bulge
rapper - pdiddy,coolio,ja rule,lil kim,jay z,method man,snoop dog,ludacris,eminem,beastie boys,dr dre
supermodel - kate moss
aerobic
macarena - lambada,mambo,party
stomach - belly
angry - upset,frustrated,pout,sulk,sour puss,bad loser,mad
orgasm - love
gun
topless
wet - shower,bath
naked
stripper
dog
yoga
joke
danceMovie - coyote ugly
sunshine - sunshine girl
toes - feet, shoe

 

[BFG]

holy smokes Did you find that somewhere, or do you just have a lot of time on your hands?

A couple of those are duplicates, or the video you get when you put in an unkown command. for example there's no thing for bikini

 

[TuxCoder]

holy smokes Did you find that somewhere, or do you just have a lot of time on your hands?

... or, a lot of time on one hand...

hey, don't yell at me, it fits in with the rest of the thread

 

[cdru]

... or, a lot of time on one hand...

hey, don't yell at me, it fits in with the rest of the thread

A link was posted over at DSLReports. Someone looked into the SWF file and saw a link to
http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/Tammy.xml and http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/TammyClips.xml . I just edited the list a little for the nouns.

 

[bcshields]

i personally like 'topless' and 'naked'

 

[JBook]

Hey Scott, You In here?

 

[JBook]

Hey Scott Greczkowski, Are you in this chat???

 

[JBook]

Hey Scott Greczkowski, Are You In Here????

 

[TuxCoder]

PM him... he's probably only in this thread when there's new posts but a private message should get a more immediate response.

Are you like a beer.com cronie out to 'collect' from Scott for all the sudden hits coming from the 'Referer:' of satelliteguys.us?

 

[StevenD]

The beer.com model's name is Tammy Plante. She was on the cover of Playboy's College Girls issue this month.

If you'd like to see her naked, go here: http://www.playboy.com/specialeditions/current/imx/prevuepic1.jpg

 

[Scott Greczkowski]

Hey Scott Greczkowski, Are You In Here????

Nope no one here but us beer bellies.

 

[TuxCoder]

Everyone, in unison: Scott!
Dianne: Scott. (cause there's no long form for the name Scott)
Woody: Pour you a beer, Mr. Greczkowski?
Scott: Alright, but stop me at one. Make that one-thirty.