Once the dish is installed and peaked ... the Sats and Channels are programmed in... and everything is working well...
There is ONE tool that may be the most valuable of them all!
Lack of this tool can lead to major disharmony in the household. Up to, and including, Divorce.
A few known symptoms caused by lack of this device:
Hours of frustration and hair-pulling.
Hauling your butt up and down repeatedly.
Moving of furniture and house cleaning.
Family members bickering about who is to blame..
Children grounded for not being 'responsible'.
Looking in the dog house and searching around the yard. ( Even following Fido around)
Suspicion of recent visitors to the household.
The list goes on and on.
And what might this most incredible and indispensable FTA tool be?
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SPARE Remote Control!
