Big Bang One-liners

[rockymtnhigh]

Lets use this thread to record the best one-liners of BBT.

I'll start:

"Between a rock and a crazy place!"

 

[mikew]

"Because we can"

90% of the gadgets I have is only because I can...This clip is my way of life...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZILBUmOnJU"]YouTube - Big Bang Theory[/ame]

 

[p010ne]

Does anyone have anything on bluetooth?

:clap I thought the one where they said something about Everything is better with bluetooth was really funny!:up

 

[mdonnelly]

"His right hand phoned him?"

 

[spoirier]

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock

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[bateau980]

"Because we can"

90% of the gadgets I have is only because I can...This clip is my way of life...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZILBUmOnJU

Ok, this one segment has me adding the show to my DVR! I can't believe I never really gave it a chance before.

 

[rockymtnhigh]

"I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!"

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9h_I8lFErw]YouTube - The Big Bang Theory - Season 2 - Penny's Christmas Gift ( High Quality )[/ame]

 

[rockymtnhigh]

Howard: “Penny; Let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing today.”

Penny: “Not with a thousand condoms, Howard.”

Howard: “So there is a number.”


And from the same episode:

Raj: “I like Green Lantern, I’m just saying it’s pretty lame that he can be defeated by the color yellow.”

 

[JAG72]

Halo Night

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7dEUIcY72w]YouTube - Big Bang Theory - Halo 3 - Part 2[/ame]

 

[jcrandall]

"I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!"

YouTube - The Big Bang Theory - Season 2 - Penny's Christmas Gift ( High Quality )

All I'm giving you is the napkin Sheldon.

I loved that episode!

 

[rockymtnhigh]

Sheldon: You bought me a present? Why would you do such a thing?

Penny: I don't know, because its Christmas.

Sheldon: Oh Penny, I know you are being generous, but the foundation of gift-giving is reciprocity. You haven't given me a gift, you have given me an obligation.

Wolowitz: Don't worry Penny, its a classic rookie mistake. My first Hanukah, he yelled at me for eight nights.

 

[Cegarrett]

"I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!"

YouTube - The Big Bang Theory - Season 2 - Penny's Christmas Gift ( High Quality )

I think it's funny that this is the episode that repeated this week.

 

[JAG72]

What are you doing up there? Leslie: We're having sex. mom: OK. Make sure you use a condom. Howard: Mmoomm.

Here is one that came up in another thread.

 

[JAG72]

Wolowitz [about his phone call]: Looks like I'm going to have sex tonight
Penny: His right hand is calling him?

 

[teachsac]

Here is one that came up in another thread.

You do realize all that they took the hollaring mom from downstairs from MIB2? Even used the same woman.

S~

 

[Ramy]

Funny Stuff.