Chicago Cubs Can't Believe They're Doing This Again

[Will94]

This made me laugh!

Chicago Cubs Can't Believe They're Doing This Again | The Onion Sports Network

"Why the hell are we still putting ourselves through this?" left fielder Alfonso Soriano said during an Opening Day press conference, adding that no one on the team has ever been happy at the end of the season, during the season, or at the beginning of the season, which, according to Soriano, is when everyone actually feels the most hopeless. "We just have to admit to ourselves that the Chicago Cubs should not be playing in a professional baseball league. Can we all just do that and put an end to this misery?"

 

[cybok0]

This made me laugh!

Chicago Cubs Can't Believe They're Doing This Again | The Onion Sports Network

He should play for the Pirates.

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[mccoyrj]

He should play for the Pirates.

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Pirates are in first place!

 

[DodgerKing]

Pirates are in first place!

As they were last year too after 1 game

 

[mccoyrj]

As they were last year too after 1 game

Gotta get it while I can.

 

[Ramy]

He is just a loud mouth that isn't really a team player. They should trade him or release him.

 

[cosmo_kramer]

He is just a loud mouth that isn't really a team player. They should trade him or release him.

You are familiar with OSN, right?? Here's another one of their stories:

Report: Sidney Crosby Dead Of Intracranial Bleeding, Will Start Against Flyers | The Onion Sports Network

 

[Ramy]

Oh shoot. I didn't pay attention to the site. LOL

 

[jcrandall]

He is just a loud mouth that isn't really a team player. They should trade him or release him.

Can't trade the salary, or justify the millions it would cost to release him. Teams get sh*t for releasing players due $10 Mil or so, it is rare but happens, Sheffield for Detroit comes to mind, $10 Mil release. Soriano has much more than $10 Mil left on his contract.

 

[Lkr]

He is just a loud mouth that isn't really a team player. They should trade him or release him.

no disrespect to you, but I love when someone falls for an article from the onion. i have done it myself before, and that makes it funnier when someone else does

 

[Ramy]

no disrespect to you, but I love when someone falls for an article from the onion. i have done it myself before, and that makes it funnier when someone else does

I should have paid attention to the site.