Funniest thing I have heard so far today.

[Skyscanner]

I just finished reading an article in an online Brit "newspaper" about the possibility of NASA sending a mission to Mars and leaving the astronauts there forever. Someone wrote a comment suggesting they send politicians instead!
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[rgk]

Goodbye Martian economy!

 

[Skyscanner]

That's about the 2nd funniest thing I've heard today! And closer to the truth than we'd care to admit.
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[FaT Air]

Goodbye Martian economy!

ROFLMAO, started to cry:river, because that's probably true.

 

[Mr Tony]

thats fine by me if they send other folks there..I'd say more but then the post would be reported (political talk ya know)

 

[navychop]

As funny as post #1 is, I gotta say post #2 really tops the charts!

Thank you both!

 

[Larobpra]

I pulled up behind a big truck today at a stoplight. There was this big yellow caution sign on it that read "CAUTION - THIS VEHICLE CONTAINS POLITICAL PROMISES".

It was a septic tank pumper.

:haha

 

[HIFI]

I pulled up behind a big truck today at a stoplight. There was this big yellow caution sign on it that read "CAUTION - THIS VEHICLE CONTAINS POLITICAL PROMISES".

It was a septic tank pumper.

:haha

:haha:haha

 

[navychop]

Oh, this is getting good!

 

[Tron]

I pulled up behind a big truck today at a stoplight. There was this big yellow caution sign on it that read "CAUTION - THIS VEHICLE CONTAINS POLITICAL PROMISES".

It was a septic tank pumper.

:haha

Is that a joke, or did someone really paint that on the back of a septic tank pumper? If they did, that was brilliant!

That's as good as the motto for a waste disposal company in my neck of the woods... "Our business stinks... But it's pickin' up!"

 

[Skyscanner]

I pulled up behind a big truck today at a stoplight. There was this big yellow caution sign on it that read "CAUTION - THIS VEHICLE CONTAINS POLITICAL PROMISES".

It was a septic tank pumper.

:haha

Today is a new day and now THIS is the funniest thing I've heard today!!! Would that have been driven by Red Green's pal, Winston Rothchild from Rothchild's Sewage and Septic Sucking Services?

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[Pixl]

Cal, think I found the truck here..

http://www.flyingsnail.com/Dahbud/images/promises.png

I like the liceince plate too!

 

[Skyscanner]

Jim,
That's the funniest thing I've SEEN today!!
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[Skyscanner]

That's as good as the motto for a waste disposal company in my neck of the woods... "Our business stinks... But it's pickin' up!"

A local organic dairy farm here [Shetler's] says "Our cows don't take drugs but they are on grass".

 

[Larobpra]

It was the same type of truck, but it was like an official yellow caution sign.

 

[vanalex]

Unfortunately, I don't believe we have spacecraft big enough at this time for all of them.

 

[Skyscanner]

Unfortunately, I don't believe we have spacecraft big enough at this time for all of them.

Yeah, but look at the bright side. You've heard that old joke about 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean being a good start... well, any politician on a spacecraft headed for Mars would be an improvement!
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[rgk]

Oh crap !!! Martian invaders have landed in the suburbs of London. One of them must be a satellite guy.

 

[Phottoman]

We had a service that pumped our sewage, their claim was "Number 1 in the Number 2 business."

 

[Tron]

We had a service that pumped our sewage, their claim was "Number 1 in the Number 2 business."

Hilarious! I wonder how many more waste management business witticisms are out there?