That's because its a benevolent dictatorship. And the President is a crusty old soul, God Bless Him. In fact, I think we will soon have to have a bloody coup, because the President is selling his Birdview dishes. So stay tuned. Things will change. And in the mean time, we have a janitor, the have a vice president, we were going to have a treasurer but we all don't have any money ( otherwise we'd all be watching unlimited Directv and having scantily clad wimmens fan us and feed us grapes, instead of working on 25 year old satellite dishes.) So, as Vice-President of BVOC Cajun-Connection/BVOCCC (Birdview Owners Club Cigar Chompers), I hereby authorize you to make up a title and submit it to the proper authorities for official recognition and acceptance.