Is this a joke??
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haha, I was in the Navy and we had a guy who's last name was Sargent....Petty Officer Sargent.
We always called him "Sarge" - which was funny when we were out in the bars, the Army & Marine guys were always trying to figure out why the "Navy guys" were hanging out with a Sargeant.
Over my military career I knew a Sergeant Major, a Major Major, a Lieutenant Colonel Major (Maj. and Lt. Col. Major were one and the same), and a Major General...and a whole bunch of major @$$holes too.
Both of these remind me of Major Major in Catch-22.
The surgeon who removed my wife's appendix was named Dr. Hacker. Honest.:
and my wife once hada gynecologist named Dr. harry Beaver.
In high school, I had an Algebra teacher named Mrs. Looney.
She did NOT appreciate it you *acceidentally* left out the "Mrs." part in conversation.
She did NOT appreciate it you *acceidentally* left out the "Mrs." part in conversation.
In high school I had an algebra teacher Rodney Dick only problem was his wife's name was Anita Dick
Yeah, that was a great book. I've got a few funny ones. I know a guy with the last name of Wyckoff. Just say it a few times. Then at a store I used to work at we had a customer names Mary Swallows. My mother-in-law's ear doctor is named Dr. Foote. I always thought he had missed his calling.
Edit: just thought of one more. My wife went to school with a girl named Stormy Lane.
My Dad's Eurologist was called Dr. Leeky
My internist is Dr. Skelton (Skeleton)
Our old next door neighbor's name was Harry Thaigh.
See ya
Tony
My internist is Dr. Skelton (Skeleton)
Our old next door neighbor's name was Harry Thaigh.
See ya
Tony
Yawn... there has to be so many of these...
The main person around here who supplies firewood to all large buyers (nursing homes, etc.) is Mr. Wood.
With around 300 million people in this country alone, this is just random...
If you want real coincidence, look into President Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln and President Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy, and several dozen other weird connections between them...
The main person around here who supplies firewood to all large buyers (nursing homes, etc.) is Mr. Wood.
With around 300 million people in this country alone, this is just random...
If you want real coincidence, look into President Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln and President Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy, and several dozen other weird connections between them...
I work for a large Commercial Auto Insurer and one of our agents in CA is the Huggy Bear Agency http://www.huggybearins.com/contactus.htm.
We also have another agent in CA named Dong Bang.
We also have another agent in CA named Dong Bang.
Strange but true:
Surgeon who did hernia operation on a friend was named Dr. Carver.
In the 60's my dad had a driver working for him who decided to name his kids after the first things he saw in the hospital after the births. His wife had twins. They named the boy Vomit and the girl Coma.
One time my Aunt agreed to watch the kids while he was out delivering an order. They managed to sneak outside. She panicked when she saw they were missing and ran out the front door yelling VOMIT...COMA...VOMIT...COMA.
The neighbors had a field day with that.
Surgeon who did hernia operation on a friend was named Dr. Carver.
In the 60's my dad had a driver working for him who decided to name his kids after the first things he saw in the hospital after the births. His wife had twins. They named the boy Vomit and the girl Coma.
One time my Aunt agreed to watch the kids while he was out delivering an order. They managed to sneak outside. She panicked when she saw they were missing and ran out the front door yelling VOMIT...COMA...VOMIT...COMA.
The neighbors had a field day with that.
Went to High School with a kid that had the last name of Sodslinger, which always got pronounced Snot Slinger. My dentist is Dr. Panic (great dentist).
