Movie Quotes

[dfergie]

Arthur Carlson: "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

a truly classic line from one of the most memorable episodes of WKRP...

 

[dfergie]

You wanna Beer Clark? -- Cousin Eddie from Vacation...

 

[cybok0]

From Blazing saddles- "What crimes do you do"
"Rape,murder,arson,rape"
"you said rape twice"
"I like rape"

From history of the world part 1- "oh p**s boy".

 

[TNGTony]

"It's good to be the king"

 

[damaged]

"Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling, tell me mum, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you?" - The Silence of the Lambs

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[cybok0]

"suck,suck,suck,suck,suck" -Spaceballs

" We want..... A SHRUBBERY!!!!"-Monty python and the holy grail

 

[sweatytim]

CaddyShack: "Hey Everybody! We're all gonna get laid!"
Jaws: "We're gonna need a bigger boat"

 

[dfergie]

Top Gun -- Talk to me Goose

 

[webbydude]

"I've got a bad feeling about this"

Every single Star Wars movie

 

[webbydude]

"I'll be back...!"

Every single Arnold Schwarzenegger movie

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[dkellumw]

"Say hello to my little friend" - Scarface

 

[Neutron]

"Shi**er's Full!" - Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation

 

[cooper]

Wierd Science:

"Do you realize it is snowing in my room G*damnit!"

"Well I didn't think it was a whale's d*ck honey."

 

[mastermesh]

"Make him a deal he can't refuse" - Godfather.

"That must be a mail plane... (pause and point) don't ya see the little balls" - 3 amigos.

 

[webbydude]

"Thats it man! Game over, man! Game over! What the f*** are we gonna do now?" -- Aliens

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[dantheman77]

I race cars, play tennis, and fondle women. BUT i have weekends off and I am my own boss. Arthur. form the movie, well Arthur

 

[JAG72]

Long Duk Dong - Sixteen Candles
"No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food. "
"What's happenin' hot stuff? "

Dark Helmet - Spaceballs
"I bet she gives great helmet."

 

[dantheman77]

"i crap bigger than you! " curly from city slickers

for the late jack palance

 

[Foxbat]

"Hey, hey, hey. Don't be mean. We don't have to be mean because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are." -- Buckaroo Banzai, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

 

[Foxbat]

Exchange from Babylon 5:

Mr. Morden: What do YOU want?
Ambassador Vir Cotto: I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave like this.
<waves>
Ambassador Vir Cotto: Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

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