Redneck Newlyweds
A week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds paid a
visit to their doctor.
"You ain't gonna believe this, Doc," said the husband. "My
whacker's turnin' blue."
"That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine
you."
The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the redneck's penis
really is blue.
The doctor turns to the wife, "Are you using the diaphragm
that I prescribed for you?"
"Yep, sure am," she replied brightly.
"And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"
"Grape."
A week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds paid a
visit to their doctor.
"You ain't gonna believe this, Doc," said the husband. "My
whacker's turnin' blue."
"That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine
you."
The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the redneck's penis
really is blue.
The doctor turns to the wife, "Are you using the diaphragm
that I prescribed for you?"
"Yep, sure am," she replied brightly.
"And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"
"Grape."
