Today is "Make up your own Holiday...Day."

[radio]

What would you honor if YOU could declare today a holiday?

 

[Kraven]

ME! Since am already a national treasure its only right for my fellow countrymen to have the day off to celebrate it...um.. me! Unlike other holiday traditions, like gifts at Christmass, Turkey on Thanksgiving, Kraven Head's day tradition is quite simple: BBQ, drink beer, relax and play/watch sports.

Cheers, Kraven ie- Your national treasure.