Favorite 'Onion' Sports Articles

[SabresRule]

The satrical newspaper known as 'The Onion' has had a history of laugh-out-loud sports articles.

I just came across this:

Bulls Blow NBA Draft Lottery Win On More NBA Draft Lottery Tickets | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

:haha:haha:haha:haha:haha:haha

Also, I found some funny Cleveland-related articles that I think HD MM would consider funny:

Cleveland Sportswriter Compares LeBron James To Craig Ehlo | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Brady Quinn Leads Browns Into Post-Preseason | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Report: Browns Hoped Quinn Would Hold Out For Months | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Tim Duncan Rooting For Cavaliers For Good Of NBA | The Onion - America's Finest News Source


Here are a few Sandra would appreciate:

'Fire Isiah' Chant Breaks Out During Knicks' Front-Office Meeting | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Yankees Ensure 2003 Pennant By Signing Every Player In Baseball | The Onion - America's Finest News Source


This last one is flat-out funny:

Slow Month In Baseball Saved By A-Rod | The Onion - America's Finest News Source


What are some of your favorite Onion Sports articles?

 

[Paul Wozniak]

Very funny.

 

[nsaspook]

Tony Romo Regrets Eating Greasy Fried Chicken During Crucial Field-Goal Attempt | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

This classic.

Jessica Simpson Completes Elaborate Plan To Destroy Cowboys' Season | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[HD MM]

The satrical newspaper known as 'The Onion' has had a history of laugh-out-loud sports articles.

Not too familiar with "The Onion", but I do read "The Sport's Pickle" once in a while. They both seem like they're a similar type satirical site, but the Pickle seems a bit raunchier.

Here's their home page.... SportsPickle.com - The Sports Humor and Satire Site on the Internet

Here's an index of everyone who's been "Pickled" before... SportsPickle.com - The Sports Humor and Satire Site on the Internet

Here's a good one. I sent this to my sister, who is a big Grady Sizemore fan and she was sooo upset after reading it. That was until I told her that this was a fabricated article and wasn't actually real.... Grady Sizemore Finding that Being Able to Bed Any Woman in Cleveland Isn’t Really All That Great