Hey, there was a fellow who told a pretty good wife-story a while back.
No way to find it, so I'll just recount it as best I remember.
She and the kids were out shopping. They dropped into a Goodwill type store.
She spied a complete BUD all knocked down, and knew hubby was looking for one.
I think the story was, she bought it for just a couple of bucks....

... and brought it home in the van for him! -
I may have mangled one or two of the details, but that's the story! - :up
I wanted to know if she had a spare sister! -