Solution. Leave. After 22 years and playing with the alternatives for two years, I am out the door. Tried YouTube TV free for three weeks and stopped watching DirecTV after week one. To be fair, at Jimbo's suggestion, I took a six-month trial separation. But since i lost all my "incentives/freebies", I can't imagine going back. Looking back, i can't believe I've paid them hundreds, probably thousands, in box rentals, junk fees (whole-home, HD,etc.), and an monthly equipment protection plan. I can buy a lot of sticks, dongles, and boxes with the savings.
YTTV may not be for all but for me with all my locals, most the OTT's, 9-month flawless cloud DVR, a good Guide, user-friendly interface, and better PQ it's a no brainer. I also have gig fiber Internet, hard-wired Ethernet (redundant?), and mesh WiFi, that I think is a must for good performance especially with all the other IoT suckers on line.
Typing this, I think I will call now as I hear I will get better return offers if I quit cold turkey.