"...I can pay for anyone I want to get a satellite system under my name. ..."
Errr- sorta. I tried to set up my in-laws with Dish as an Xmas present a year or 2 ago. I'd pay on my credit card. All I wanted was the Club Dish credit (I've brought 4 households to Dish, 2 via Club Dish, never saw a dime). They wouldn't do it- it had to be in her name and on her credit card to give me the credit. After the credits all processed thru in a year, I could move it to my card. Inconvenient, but doable.
Anyway, local installer said no sight lines, would require a pole 80-100' from the house. I agreed to pay someone to put in the pole. Installer lost interest anyway. Second installer was "willing" to come a long distance to do the install (rural area) for suitable coin of the realm. No problem. Lost interest anyway. I climbed on their roof, discovered great site lines from the roof of their garage, was ready to do an install myself. However, patience of in-laws was exhausted- they stayed with local cableco, IncomptoCorp, and their 40 or so analog channels.