yeah..I agree..Hey, POOP...here's your sign..
Ya know what? The OP is the type pf person I would ,if I had that discretion, walk away from.
Why would anyone want satellite service knowing full well they would have to endure the indignity of the presence of a dish on their property.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!!!!
I have an excellent idea for the OP though.....Pain ti the same color as the roof..Or invent a skin that looks like asphalt shingles.