DISH Reaches Long Term Agreement with DISNEY / ESPN / ABC
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The Dish/Disney Drinking Game:
1.) Take a shot of hard alcohol every time a logo disappears/reappears.
2.) Take a swig of beer every time someone asks for an update.
3.) Finish your beer every time someone mentions ESPNU in HD.
4.) Finish your hard alcohol every time someone mentions Disney HD or ABC Family HD.
5.) Drink a boilermaker like drink (beer and hard alcohol) whenever someone mentions hating sports.
6.) Consume a 6 pack and a handle of your choice when Scott announces that a contract was reached.
Added Rule: 7.) Take a double shot every time someone mentions A LA Carte and a triple shot every time someone mentions ESPN in the sports package.
1.) Take a shot of hard alcohol every time a logo disappears/reappears.
2.) Take a swig of beer every time someone asks for an update.
3.) Finish your beer every time someone mentions ESPNU in HD.
4.) Finish your hard alcohol every time someone mentions Disney HD or ABC Family HD.
5.) Drink a boilermaker like drink (beer and hard alcohol) whenever someone mentions hating sports.
6.) Consume a 6 pack and a handle of your choice when Scott announces that a contract was reached.
Added Rule: 7.) Take a double shot every time someone mentions A LA Carte and a triple shot every time someone mentions ESPN in the sports package.
Winner winner chicken dinner.
I shoulda said "without web searching"
Winner winner Sheen dinner. Oh how I miss insane Charlie Sheen.
Same here! Shocking that nobody has picked up Night Court in quite a while. Seems like it would be perfect on one of the retro tv subchannels like MEtv or AntennaTV.
Four reasons why this will end in a Disney-Dish merger (new company name will be Dishney):
#4 - Neither company wants anything to do with T-Mobile.
#3 - Disney's My Experience app sucks even more than the Dish Anywhere app.
#2 - Disney coined the phrase Hopper for their Park Hopper Passes long before the Hopper Receiver. Now all they need is a red kangeroo character for the parks.
#1 - Both companys' founders have allegedly had their heads frozen but at least Walt was dead when his was done. Charlie's happened around the time of the Blockbuster deal.
#4 - Neither company wants anything to do with T-Mobile.
#3 - Disney's My Experience app sucks even more than the Dish Anywhere app.
#2 - Disney coined the phrase Hopper for their Park Hopper Passes long before the Hopper Receiver. Now all they need is a red kangeroo character for the parks.
#1 - Both companys' founders have allegedly had their heads frozen but at least Walt was dead when his was done. Charlie's happened around the time of the Blockbuster deal.
This was too good for just a "like". I literally just busted out laughing in my office. Thanks for posting!
Guess now I know who I can look to for clean pee next test I take
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