Funniest posts by a member on 'Sports Section'

[SabresRule]

Us SS members have a tendency to make others laugh (or, in some cases, pizza, sunflower seeds, and liquids being spit at their screens).

But, of all the posts or lines that made us LOL, which members said the funniest things?

Here are a few of my favorites:

Paul Wozniak

#1 - Schwartz, observing that the Lion's had the worst defense in the league, decided that the best way to upgrade the defense was to hire the defensive coordinator from Kansas City, holders of the league's 2nd worst defense. Way to upgrade there, Jimmy!

#2 - Upgrade the offense? Why sure, lets hire the fired head coach from the Rams to be our offensive coordinator. Way to surround yourself with proven winners!

The Detroit Lions will be changed to the " Detroit
Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.

SandraC in the "Priority of teams in your city/region" thread:

9 999. The Manalapan Junior Midgets Pop Warner cheerleading squad

10,000. The Ice-Landers

Oh wait, I forgot about the Hawthorne Cabelleros Drum and Bugle Corps. Move the Circus-Landers down to 10,001.

KCK Halo, responding to a post about me being bilingual after saying if Caribbean World Series game would be announced in Spanish:

he's bisexual...If he wants sex, he has to BUY it!!!!!!

Salsa:

I don't think talking about someones ELSES "musket" is ever a good thing

Feel free to contribute.

 

[AntAltMike]

There's just gotta be a post here somewhere that says that A-Rod is clean.

 

[Ramy]

There has to be a post here where Sabres says nothing....oh wait all of them are that way.

 

[Rey]

There has to be a post here where Sabres says nothing....oh wait all of them are that way.

This qualifies as a funny post

 

[cosmo_kramer]

There has to be a post here where Sabres says nothing....oh wait all of them are that way.

That's a good point. Are we only looking for intentionally funny posts?? Sort of like a laugh with, as opposed to a laugh at...

 

[anders5189]

There's just gotta be a post here somewhere that says that A-Rod is clean.

If there is I bet Salsa wrote it.

 

[Paul Wozniak]

Thanks, Sabres. Being funny about the Lions is easy. One has to laugh at them, the alternative is bad for your health. I stopped living and dying with my sports teams a long time ago. It's just entertainment for me now.

 

[SandraC]

I forget who it was, but the time someone said hitters are more important than pitchers, because pitchers only pitch one game out of every five.




Sandra

 

[salsadancer7]

I forget who it was, but the time someone said hitters are more important than pitchers, because pitchers only pitch one game out of every five.




Sandra

And it STILL STANDS that way...

 

[Paul Wozniak]

Here we go again...

 

[AntAltMike]

Good pitching always beats good hitting... and vice versa.

-ex Pirate pitcher Bob Veale

 

[salsadancer7]

Here we go again...

Nope....not on this end....

 

[boomer69]

Here we go again...

Please don't feed the trolls!!!...

 

[salsadancer7]

Please don't feed the trolls!!!...

Excuse me...but WHO are you calling a troll junior?

 

[CeltsHD]

Please don't feed the trolls!!!...

WTF??!!!

Are you talking about Salsa and Sandra??

Opinionated? Maybe.

Trolls? Hardly.

I may not agree with everything either of them say, but at least they bring something to the table with their posts.

 

[Ramy]

Excuse me...but WHO are you calling a troll junior?

Yeah, he's just a post whore, not a troll.

 

[salsadancer7]

Yeah, he's just a post whore, not a troll.

It's MR. POST WHORE to you young man!!!

 

[Ramy]

It's MR. POST WHORE to you young man!!!

My apologies MR POST WHORE.

 

[salsadancer7]

My apologies MR POST WHORE.

DAMN STRAIGHT!!! Show some respect for your elders!

 

[Ramy]

DAMN STRAIGHT!!! Show some respect for your elders!

Yes, much elders.

How old are you anyway? Did you know Moses? :haha