Man has relations with his picnic table?

[thecristman]

Must have found a knothole.

Unusual Sex Charges Against Man Dropped - Des Moines News Story - KCCI Des Moines

New video released. It appears he was using the umbrella hole in the table.

Video

 

[MikeD-C05]

What is in the water in Des Moines ?

They should keep that man behind bars. NO one's picnic tables are safe with him out on the loose.

 

[rockymtnhigh]

He should watch out for slivers.

 

[Hemi 6.1]

wtf!!!!

 

[Hemi 6.1]

He should watch out for slivers.

It was metal!

 

[rockymtnhigh]

It was metal!

Ouch... Small metal circle holes all over the picnic table, I guess.


Probably ought to stop this thread now before it gets out of hand....

 

[primestar31]

It was metal!

Maybe he's really a Cylon with bad eyesight!!!

 

[thecristman]

What is in the water in Des Moines ?

They should keep that man behind bars. NO one's picnic tables are safe with him out on the loose.

The video was posted on the Des Moines tv station. The man actually lived in and the event occured in Toledo, Ohio

 

[BlackHitachi]

What a sick ASS! I feel sorry for the sick bastards kids! You know the other kids will give them a hard time. Even though he did this in public thank goodness he did not mess around with kids or pets at least!

 

[Mike500]

It was metal!

He must be into HEAVY METAL!

 

[Jamey K]

Oh yeah, that's hot.