Redneck joke of the day

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Rey

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A redneck taped toilet paper to his television. He said, "Hey, lookie here, now we have free paper view!"
 

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And here is one for the women....

If you think taking out the trash is going to dinner with your husband.
 

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Tuesday 21st of July:

You Might be a Redneck if.......Your neighbors chipped in for your vasectomy. :haha


I know some people I would chip in for to have one.
 

Rey

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[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]You might be a redneck if...

You think Old Yeller is a movie about your brother's tooth.

You watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

Your secret family recipe is illegal.

Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

Your baby's favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the yard.

Your coat-of-arms features kudzu.

Your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.

You think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.

Your best ashtray is a turtle shell.

Your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.
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Rey

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What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.
 
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Head banging to Nirvana, lol

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