Redneck joke of the day

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You might be a redneck if you have over 11,000 posts and use three more just to pass along some redneck jokes when you could have put them all in one post. :D
 
You might be a redneck if you have over 11,000 posts and use three more just to pass along some redneck jokes when you could have put them all in one post. :D

Good one Bobby!:D
 
You know why it is so hard to identify a redneck murder?

Because all the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.
 
You know why it is so hard to identify a redneck murder?

Because all the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

Where's msmith at?:D
 
You know why it is so hard to identify a redneck murder?

Because all the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

Says the guy from Kentucky!!!!!!

Oh yeah, I left you a little nugget in a thread in the pub!:D
 
REDNECK COMPLIES WITH COURT ORDER FROM DIVORCE JUDGE

Dear Billy Bob,

As you know, my divorce was final yesterday, and in the divorce settlement she was awarded the double-wide mobile home and my pickup truck.

Can you believe it? I expected her to get the double-wide, but having to give her my truck was just more than I could bear.

I had no choice, so as per the Nevada County court order, I delivered the truck to her before 2:00 PM today. I'm sure gonna miss that truck. Had to get a picture of it before it was gone forever - taped a copy below..

If you need to get hold of me, I'll be staying with my folks until I can find me a place..

Take care,

Bubba

Submitted by John P.
from Strange Cosmos
 

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