Redneck joke of the day

[Bobby]

You might be a redneck if you have over 11,000 posts and use three more just to pass along some redneck jokes when you could have put them all in one post.

 

[Rey]

You might be a redneck if you have over 11,000 posts and use three more just to pass along some redneck jokes when you could have put them all in one post.

 

[Ramy]

You might be a redneck if you have over 11,000 posts and use three more just to pass along some redneck jokes when you could have put them all in one post.

Good one Bobby!

 

[Rey]

You might be a redneck if your table cloth is a bed sheet.

 

[Ramy]

You know why it is so hard to identify a redneck murder?

Spoiler

Because all the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

 

[Rey]

You know why it is so hard to identify a redneck murder?

Spoiler

Because all the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

 

[Ramy]

You know why it is so hard to identify a redneck murder?

Spoiler

Because all the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

Where's msmith at?

 

[Ronnie-]

You know why it is so hard to identify a redneck murder?

Spoiler

Because all the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

Says the guy from Kentucky!!!!!!

Oh yeah, I left you a little nugget in a thread in the pub!

 

[EdZackery]

You might be a redneck if ya put a chain saw engine on your wife's vibrator !

 

[Ronnie-]

You might be a redneck if ya put a chain saw engine on your wife's vibrator !

Who hasnt done that?

 

[dfergie]

REDNECK COMPLIES WITH COURT ORDER FROM DIVORCE JUDGE

Dear Billy Bob,

As you know, my divorce was final yesterday, and in the divorce settlement she was awarded the double-wide mobile home and my pickup truck.

Can you believe it? I expected her to get the double-wide, but having to give her my truck was just more than I could bear.

I had no choice, so as per the Nevada County court order, I delivered the truck to her before 2:00 PM today. I'm sure gonna miss that truck. Had to get a picture of it before it was gone forever - taped a copy below..

If you need to get hold of me, I'll be staying with my folks until I can find me a place..

Take care,

Bubba

Submitted by John P.

from Strange Cosmos

 

[Rey]

Who hasnt done that?

yes but leave the teeth on!!!

 

[EdZackery]

 

[dfergie]

Not a joke, but found this funny Police find moonshine in pot patch | cincinnati.com | Cincinnati.Com

 

[Ramy]

My Redneck joke of the day is msmith198025. :haha
http://www.satelliteguys.us/member.php?u=83534

 

[Mr Tony]

redneck in a local newspaper

 

[Ramy]

redneck in a local newspaper

:haha :haha

 

[markd]

That's classic Iceberg.

 

[hboner]

Alright you win, guess I am a red neck, this is funny

 

[dfergie]