The Most useless FTA tool in EXISTANCE

[Kraven]

The WIFE-O-METER

Save the aggrevation, bend over and buy a real signal meter!

Cheers, K

 

[FaT Air]

LOL!!! Doesn't matter up here, now, as it's too cold to have a window open.

 

[jorgek]

Some may laugh, but I actually take an STB and monitor outside and adjust the dish for best Q.

 

[stardust3]

Slightly off topic here. Took the wife to lunch at applebee's the other day. They have a 12 min guarantee on your lunch order or it's free. From the time waiter walked away she watched the clock like an eagle. I told her point blank I don't care if they're 2 minutes late, say anything, I'm getting up & walking out. Besides that I was the 1 paying for it to begin with.
As far as the meter goes, I can definitely see it as money well spent.

 

[Mr Tony]

Some may laugh, but I actually take an STB and monitor outside and adjust the dish for best Q.

I use to do that too

 

[eurosport]

My "Wife-0-Meter" actually does a fine job.

2 cell phones, ......a few 67%....76%....89....WHOA 73....go back!....90..... & DONE!

Used this method for years now!

I also got WAF for 4 ku dishes & 2 BUD's, so we might be the exception to the standard rule....

 

[Mr Tony]

The Most useless FTA tool in EXISTANCE

I can think of about a dozen receivers I've worked with back in the day that fit this bill

 

[gpflepsen]

Anything beyond the capabilities of these types:



is better than anything.

Your wife may vary...

 

[danristheman]

I don't have a wife but my mom doesn't like helping to much but she does anyway she would rather watch the tv antenna than anything else.

Dan Rose

 

[Tron]

Receiver + monitor at the dish site = money well spent!

 

[Lone Gunman]

Wife and I both have cell phones so I just call and talk to her real time while I'm making adjustments. I figure since I'm already paying for that service, I might as well use it when needed.

I really don't do enough of it to justify the cost of a good meter!

 

[Vallenato]

I have started to "wife- finder" long time ago on ku then I have updated with signal meter like the picture, Now the Little Tv Monitor 6" In black & white with volumen) used before to care Babies works Great!!!..Another day I found another in 5 dls in garage sale so I have 2 of those just in case..so Coolsat & little Tv works very well!!!

 

[Pismire]

Slingbox and smart phone. Works great.

 

[Cham]

We have used the cordless phone. It has an intercom function. Works great except when she is not home... so I got one of those sathero meters. Very handy.