You might be a SatelliteGuy if...

[Neutron]

This may only apply to staff and pub members, but here goes:

You might be a Satelliteguy if you spend more time working on this site then you do at your real job.

 

[ShadowEKU]

This may only apply to staff and pub members, but here goes:

You might be a Satelliteguy if you spend more time working on this site then you do at your real job.

if you can call it working

I just help when i can.

Guilty

 

[ShadowEKU]

you might be a satelliteguy if.. you spent the day at your grandmothers house watching her quaint 20" tv trying to imagine how you got along without your big screen.

 

[TuxCoder]

Y.m.b.a.S.G. if...
when travelling you get excited when the hotel assigns you to room 921 or 522 or 811 or 322 or some other DBS receiver model number

 

[DarrellP]

Or while staying in a Hotel you wonder why the picture is so clear then it starts raining and you get the infamous "acquiring satellite signal" flash on the screen.

 

[dfergie]

You just might be a SatelliteGuy if... You hear the phrase "this BUDs for you" and you get all excited thinking yore gonna get a C-band dish...instead of a beer or an illegal substance....

 

[Mr Tony]

You just might be a SatelliteGuy if... You hear the phrase "this BUDs for you" and you get all excited thinking yore gonna get a C-band dish...instead of a beer or an illegal substance....

hahahahahaha!!!

Someone just told me that the other day....just picked a c-band dish up last night

 

[DarrellP]

Now I know for sure I am a SatelliteGuy: I have sun blocking film on my Family Room window and when I look out the window, it has an effect of looking like a picture suffering from severe macro blocking.

 

[hancox]

You might be a satellite guy if:

You wouldn't dare drop all of D*, E*, V*, because you really can't be a "Cable guy"

 

[truckracer]

i am hardcore satellite guy-LOL

OH MY GOSH, I AM A SATELLITE GUY.....LOL, I AM GUILTY OF ALMOST ALL OF THE ABOVE POSTS. FROM (IN MY CASE MY FRONT YARD IS THE SOUTHERN SKY)i HAVE A SMALL DISH FARM IN THE FRONT YARD ALTHOUGH IT IS A VERY NEAT ONE WITH EVERYTHING POLE MOUNTED AND RG-11 IN 3/4 CONDUIT UNDER GROUND, I AM THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE NEIGBORHOOD.(THE SAME NEIGHBORS THAT HAVE CABLE WITH A CRAPPY PICTURE, HIGH COST, LIMITED CHANNELS. (THEY HAVE NO SPECIAL INTEREST CHANNELS AND LIVE NEWS FEEDS LIKE ME . I AM ALSO GUILTY OF REPEAKING THE DISH BECAUSE SIGNAL QUALITY DROPS A COUPLE OF POINTS. I AM DEFINITELY A SATELLITE GUY

 

[BFG]

You're also guilty of hitting the caps lock key

 

[truckracer]

Dish Cleaning

I Also Clean My Dishes Every Week To Keep Them Pretty And Grey.lol :d

 

[dfergie]

You might be a SatelliteGuy if... the forum is down for over 2 hours and you find that you cannot stand the other forums for that long...

 

[hdtvtechno]

Excuse me but someone posted, eariler, what is an PJ ?

 

[dfergie]

Excuse me but someone posted, eariler, what is an PJ ?

Projector... ... You might be a Satelliteguy if... You have more Remotes than dogs...

 

[BFG]

I don't have any dogs so yep

I had one dog but she passed away in my arms

 

[dfergie]

Seven sitting on my subwoofer beside my computer desk... 2 D*(one which go's with its now dead receiver) , 1 E*, Replay, Tv, dvd and Sound Receiver... Have 3 dogs, but one might be Pregnant... Just noticed 2 remotes on a shelf that go to Audio receivers that I fried....

 

[TuxCoder]

Remotes for my HT:

1. TV 1 (46" RP)
2. TV 2 (13", next to TV 1)
3. Stereo system
4. DVD player (5-disc)
5. E* 522 TV1
6. E* 921 (RF)
7. FTA receiver
8. Standalone HD receiver
9. VCR
10. (sometimes) E* 522 TV2 (RF)
11. (not set up yet) Linux HTPC

Dogs: none...

 

[Foxbat]

You might be a SatelliteGuy if...

• You have a deactivated receiver sitting around "because you might have a need for it some day."

• You are one of the first 100,000 subscribers that signed up with your DBS provider.

• You have, after a blizzard, climbed a ladder to the 2nd story roof to clear the snow and ice off your dish "because I can't wait for it to melt off."

• You know you should wait to buy an MPEG4-compatible HD-DVR, but went ahead and ordered a DVR-942 because you want to record HD NOW!!!

• Your signature lists your DBS Receivers, their Firmware versions, how many dishes you have, where they're pointed, and the LNBf types.

• You change your Avatar as often as you change your underware. And you know which thread that last bit comes from, as well as the poster...

 

[dfergie]

1... I have 3 D*s and 3 c-bands and 1 that might as well be... (deactivated or unhooked)
2... not sure on that
3... have swept snow off of um(including old c-band )
4... just bought a D* hd box for uhd...