Wow.. this is almost as funny as the kid. I mean guy.. I mean Wife.. or whoever he was that day that wanted to know how to change his SS # because he used the wrong one or Used his Dads' or His wifes.. he didnt know.
Officer I swear to God I didnt know that X was a crime... do I really have to go to jail?
Seriously read what your getting into.. its explained by the sales people, its explained in the Print ad, its in the techs hand for you to sign... its on D*'s website its on Retailers Websites... the only one that seems to be blind is you.
Facts..
Non-HD
18 Month Commitment on a New Install
18 Month Programming Commitment on a Reactivation or Addition of a Owned Unit
18 Month Commitment if you add a Leased Receiver Later
18 Month Commitment if a receiver breaks after 90 Days if you do not have a Protection Plan
HD/DVR
24 Month Commitment on a New Install
24 Month Programming Commitment on a Reactivation or Addition of a Owned Unit
24 Month Commitment if you add a Leased Receiver Later
24 Month Commitment if a receiver breaks after 90 Days if you do not have a Protection Plan
Misc.
You can Suspend your Account for 6 Months but your commitment gets suspended to.
It can Cost $10 to lower your package
It will cost $10 to change programming within 30 days of a previous change
Protection Plans are a 1 year commitment
Protection Plans are $5.99/$9.99 a Month
Service Call is $79
Techs do have stuff they can charge for
A fee of $4.99 a month will be added to each box owned or leased after the 1st
They offer FREE Equipment and FREE Basic installs on a commitment because YOU didnt want to pay $300+ to have someone come out and install the system. But there are situations that are outside of a FREE BAsic Install and will require additional payment. Did you know that 90% of the techs out there do go beyond the FREE Basic Install and do not charge extra? HD Stuff costs money because it costs them money. To me you are the one that complains that you have been an Alltel Customer for 90 years and now you want to upgrade your Startac to a new Blacberry Storm because your boss has one and they are cool, but throw a fit that its $299 and a 2 year commitment and they shoudnt charge you. If your not happy with D*'s policies then get out, do what you got to do and go get pissed at the next guy. It will be a never ending frustration with you.
Anyways nothing any of us say is going to get through your pig headed skull so go for the embarrassment of filing false claims, complaints and grievances. It's your time feel free to waste it with no commitment
