America's Got Talent Season 6 (2011)

"Oh Yeah!" Er...I mean, "Oh No!" :) You know what I found to be odd...how "humidity" could possibly play in factor out in Hollywood. I can only assume something happened during shipping.

It was almost better that it failed like it did. I do not see how a show could be done with what he did. 36 hours for a 90 second show is what failed... Who is going to pay $$ to see 90 seconds of something?

What was interesting is that his glasses steamed over while talking about the failure. You can see the water condensation on them... Maybe he was just sweating it.
 
This has been absolutely painful... I'm DVR'd (watched Memphis Beat live so I could skip commercials tonight)... There hasn't been a single act worth my time. I'm up to the girl flipping around on stage. It's just painful. I sure as hell hope they saved the best for last....

Update: I'm caught up (just saw the "goth dance act"... there hasn't been ONE act worth watching tonight.
 
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The goth dance act was a descent act but they didn't go far enough goth nor were they very good dancers. I enjoyed the black light act as well but he missed up a few times on the bike (luckily it was in the dark so you couldn't see it)... that said they were the two best acts. The choir made me think I was watching another promo for their other show about singing acapella or a terrible casino knock off of glee.
 
The goth dance act was a descent act but they didn't go far enough goth nor were they very good dancers. I enjoyed the black light act as well but he missed up a few times on the bike (luckily it was in the dark so you couldn't see it)... that said they were the two best acts. The choir made me think I was watching another promo for their other show about singing acapella or a terrible casino knock off of glee.

Oh, I thought that dance act was just okay. I liked the girl, Beth Ann Robinson (I can't describe her dance interpretation), although I don't think she will go very far.

I am only voting for the Bike Act - Matt Wilhelm. This year's BoobTube acts were terrible!
 
Now that we're back on air, here's my take. Horrible compared to last year. I can't believe he compared the quality of the bike act to Jackie Evancho.

Defintely Out:

TNC Elite: Uggh. I agree that they were fighting the music. It wasn't always matched up
Brett Daniels: Slow
Gabe Rocks: I did love when he lifted his leg on Piers, though
Aeon: Nothing special, especially on a closed stage with small props
Breena Bell: Too young and not that good of a dancer
Kalani Basketball Freestyle: Dropped the ball

On the Bubble for Judge's Choice:

Beth Ann Robinson: She will be a terrific dancer in a couple more years. Not too bad.
Gymkana: Agree too one dimensional
Powerhouse: Depends how many Glee fans vote. I thought they were horrible and the girl's solo was way off.

Best Shot:

Kevin Colis: Not bad. Agree that there is no real male singers this year.
West Springfield Dance Team: I kinda liked them. A little slow.
Matt Wilhelm: Needs to incorporate more into his act to make it to the end. One bike won't cut it.

S~
 
Now that we're back on air, here's my take. Horrible compared to last year. I can't believe he compared the quality of the bike act to Jackie Evancho.

Defintely Out:

TNC Elite: Uggh. I agree that they were fighting the music. It wasn't always matched up
Brett Daniels: Slow
Gabe Rocks: I did love when he lifted his leg on Piers, though
Aeon: Nothing special, especially on a closed stage with small props
Breena Bell: Too young and not that good of a dancer
Kalani Basketball Freestyle: Dropped the ball

On the Bubble for Judge's Choice:

Beth Ann Robinson: She will be a terrific dancer in a couple more years. Not too bad.
Gymkana: Agree too one dimensional
Powerhouse: Depends how many Glee fans vote. I thought they were horrible and the girl's solo was way off.

Best Shot:

Kevin Colis: Not bad. Agree that there is no real male singers this year.
West Springfield Dance Team: I kinda liked them. A little slow.
Matt Wilhelm: Needs to incorporate more into his act to make it to the end. One bike won't cut it.

S~

Spot-on summary! The only act I voted for was Matt Wilhelm. Not exactly a talent-laden bunch of YouTube performers this year. In fact, I say Jackie Evancho's stool has more talent than the whole lot. Yikes!
 
Tonight is playin out like the worst parts of iCarly... If last night was like a colonoscopy tonight is like prison rape....

Jackie had more talent than anyone on this show this year...

Hell where are the people they had a few years ago? There are so many acts that lost in previous years that would be killing everyone that is in the competition.
 
Tonight is playin out like the worst parts of iCarly... If last night was like a colonoscopy tonight is like prison rape....

Jackie had more talent than anyone on this show this year...

Hell where are the people they had a few years ago? There are so many acts that lost in previous years that would be killing everyone that is in the competition.

Ditto! OMG! Who are these disaster acts...Keenan Cahill...OK GO (that's what I told 'em...Go Away!)...Chocolate Rain. 70 million hits for Chocolate Rain? Are people insane? More awful YouTube acts.

To bottom the evening's talentlesstivities, Rebecca Black (Friday girl) demonstrates once again that she cannot carry a tune. Simply ear grabbing horrible!
 
I felt bad for Black with all the "i'm being picked on" stuff... until I hear her without autotune and it was awful. I found myself cracking up at Piers reaction to her singing... I thought he may actually buzz someone. (I will say that every commercial I see for Whitney is just as painful though...)

Not sure how the Beth Anne (who bored the piss outta me) got picked over the West Springfield dance team.

There was not a performance tonight that I would even want to see on youtube let alone anywhere else.

The wild card show looks like it'll have potential (and no SamB)... glad to see they're giving the Kinetic King another chance (after that last trainwreck)
 
The acts going forward to the next round: (updated 8/10/2011)

Good move by the judges to vote through Beth Ann Robinson. :)

1. Snap Boogie - talented dancer with a unique twist
2. Sandou Trio Russian Bar - Russian Bar that is dangerous and pretty amazing
3. Anna Graceman - 11-year old singer with big voice and bigger smile
4. Miami All-Stars - outstanding Latin dance group
5. Silhouettes - very interesting stuff (don't know how else to explain 'em)
6. Steven Retchless (aka Prince Poleycock) - male pole dancer
7. Daniel Joseph Baker - angry singer with an attitude (I really dislike this kid)
8. Smadge Brothers - outstanding motorcycle daredevil brothers
9. Poplyfe - young pop group
10. Landau Eugene Murphy, Jr. - Frank Sinatra wannabe
11. Lys Agnes - opera singer
12. Professor Splash - belly-flopper extraordinare
13. Fatally Unique - high energy dance act
14. Zuma Zuma - dance/acrobatic act
15. iLuminate - outstanding light show artists
16. Melissa Villasenor - comedian/impressionist
17. Gymkana - gymnastics/dance (YouTube)
18. Matt Wilhelm - bike/light show (YouTube)
19. Kevin Collis - singer/guitar player (YouTube)
20. Beth Ann Robinson - dance (YouTube)

So Far:
6 Music Acts
3 Thriller Acts
6 Variety Acts
5 Dance Acts
 

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